from the CD "Lost Songs"



Don’t get caught with your pants down when there’s an alligator around
Don’t get caught with your pants down when there’s a willd alligator in town
’Cause them alligators got a big bite and they’ll chomp on anything in sight
So don’t get caught with your pants down when there’s an alligator around



Don’t sit down on a sofa if it’s made of porcupine fur
Don’t sit down on that sofa or you’ll feel sorry for sure
‘Cause that prickly porcupine fur couch will prick your bottom and then—ouch!
Don’t sit down on a sofa if it’s made of porcupine fur



It’s sad but it’s true: no one looks out for you
So if the crocodiles are comin’ down the aisles
You gotta skidooo!



Don’t sit down in the outhouse when the wind-chill’s sixty below
Don’t sit down in the outhouse even though you’re dyin’ to go
’Cause when you drop your trousers and spread your feet
Your bottom might freeze to the toilet seat
Don’t sit down in the outhouse when the windchill’s sixty below



It’s sad but it’s true: no one looks out for you
So if you think it snowed around the old commode
You gotta skidooo!

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Don’t get caught with your pants down when there’s an alligator around
Don’t get caught with your pants down when there’s a willd alligator in town
’Cause them alligators got a big bite and they’ll chomp on anything in sight
So don’t get caught with your pants down
When there’s a wild alligator, a wild alligator, a wild alligator around
When there’s a wild alligator, a wild alligator, a wild alligator around
When there’s a wild alligator, a wild alligator, a wild alligator around